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expertcosmotips:

its the best time of year to be screwed! by exams

"Fame doesn’t me much to me… but I love being able to treat my family."

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togamispookuya:

patricks right squidward 

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sea bears are no laughing matter. why once i met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy’s COUSIN—

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mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

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santa-called-me-a-ho:

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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???:

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When you become a stripper

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