Love is More Than a Feeling

My name is Sam. That's all you need to know; the rest speaks for itself.

blacksupervillain:

The media really think they slick

When you wait until the end of an article to mention that the “black dude with a sword shot by the police” was cosplaying, you’re creating a situation where you want the readers to side with the police

you want them to infer a threat….

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via cariadod)

noirbettie:

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

"We have no fucking idea what is happening but we know SOMETHING is happening."

(via iwearthatdress)

demnewswire:

Mitch McConnell has missed an astounding 93 percent of his Senate committee meetings.

(via nickmonkey)

thatfunnyblog:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

thatfunnyblog:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

(via bobbycat-5)

kinglamp:

iamthelamp:

warpedlamp:

lampghost:

short people are the cutest thing ever

I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.

I have a lamp url myself.

I too have a lamp url.

You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…

(via aegonsdragon)

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via misandryad)

(via takajuforever)

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(via picture-perfect-pheromones)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

(via picture-perfect-pheromones)